Porn Captions.

A couple. We talk on skype a lot. We send each other porn. This is what we think they're saying.

HOLY SHIT I’M TERRIFIED SHE’S BREAKING MY COCK AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO.I’ll just grip on to this headboard as HARD AS POSSIBLE and brace myself.Shit… those tits are going to clap me round the face any moment now. 

HOLY SHIT I’M TERRIFIED SHE’S BREAKING MY COCK AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I’ll just grip on to this headboard as HARD AS POSSIBLE and brace myself.

Shit… those tits are going to clap me round the face any moment now. 

omfg WHAT TIME IS IT?  GET OFF ME BITCH I GOTTA GO.   SHIT FRIENDS IS ON.   AND OMFG ITS HAPPY HOUR I NEED $1 NACHOS.
GET OFF MY DICK.  Nachos and Friends, and check out some fine-ass wimmin at the bar

omfg WHAT TIME IS IT?  GET OFF ME BITCH I GOTTA GO.   SHIT FRIENDS IS ON.   AND OMFG ITS HAPPY HOUR I NEED $1 NACHOS.

GET OFF MY DICK.  Nachos and Friends, and check out some fine-ass wimmin at the bar